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For the past month and a half I have been looking forward to this day. The Braves, my favorite team, are playing last year’s World Champion Phillies tonight. The first official day of spring may be March 20 every year but for me it is really the first day of regular season play in baseball.

Most may say that football is America’s current favorite sport, but for me baseball will always be number one. It was the original American game, has the longest history of organized play, and is far more strategic than football. A ball and a strike are the same as they were back in the 1870’s, as were the length between bases, and distance between the mound and home plate. I don’t know who came up with 90 feet for the length between bases but it is perfect. If it were 80 then every man could make it to first on a ground ball, if it were 100 then nobody would. As it is you get just the right amount getting on base and you have close calls on most every ground ball to give the game that much more suspense. And my favorite statistic of all, only in baseball can you fail 70% of the time and still be considered worthy of the Hall of Fame.

To prepare for the season I have been watching Ken Burn’s documentary on the game and in one of the last episodes they inserted a bit from George Carlin comparing baseball and football.

I don’t think Carlin takes sides in this bit, but I would like to think that he favors baseball. Either way I hope you enjoy it and all that there is left to say can be summed by GO BRAVES!

So this is it, the day we have all been waiting for. Where we can take everything we hear with a grain of salt, including that previous sentence. But seriously, rather than one of my regular posts I figured I would post some of the websites that I think are funny.

Penny Arcade is a site that I love to read. I don’t always agree with the video game commentary but the comics are always pretty funny. Warning, this site is filled with geek humor and occasionally its over my head.

Another funny blog that I like to read is Stuff White People Like. I have mentioned this site before but I think it deserves another mention. Rednecks have Jeff Foxworthy, the rest of us have this blog. Not that I don’t like Foxworthy, he is funny and I laugh at his stuff but he definitely has his audience.

Finally I have a political cartoon for you. I found this one on Townhall. As with all good jokes, there is a measure of truth in it, and in this one it is quite biting.
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On this April Fool’s day I hope that at least one of these links made you laugh. Enjoy.

As a contracted worker for FedEx Ground this story certainly caught my eye. I’m glad that Fred Smith, the CEO of FedEx, is taking a stand on this issue. It is no secret that the teamsters are trying every way they can to unionize FedEx’s workforce.

There is currently a class action suit in which some former Ground contractors are arguing that they were really employees. The hope is that once contractors are classified as employees then we can be more easily unionized. There is one small problem, being a contractor implies that there is a contract. No one forced these disgruntled contractors into a relationship with FedEx, they signed the dotted line. The odd thing about this class actions suit, we were automatically included in it. We had to send a formal letter declaring that we do not want to be included. I thought you always had to opt into a class action, I guess I was wrong.

The class action suit is only one prong in a two pronged attack. The other is this card-check law which is currently working its way through Congress and is nothing but a free gift to the unions. Secret ballots will be lost, this ought to be a concern for every thinking American. A secret ballot is fundamental to a free election. It will also allow for more deception and intimidation, tactics that unions are famous for using in order to get their way.

I can only hope that more CEOs and business leaders join Fred Smith. Unions have served their purpose and there are now laws that protect workers. The only function they serve these days is to tie down businesses, keep wages high so that fewer workers are hired, and otherwise increase inefficiency. If unions come to FedEx then you will see the death of a great company. It will not likely happen immediately, but it will come eventually. You will see a company that immediately moves from a position of risk taking and growth move to a position of holding ground just to maintain profits. No company can last forever in that position, just look at General Motors.

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